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Aule
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I am Aule the Smith; Master of Arda

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Re: The Pub of Imladris
« Reply #15 on Apr 25, 2003, 1:14am »

JESUS f**kING CHRIST, ENOUGH WITH THE PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints and hits head on rock... dreams of Carol Channing belting out "DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND"*

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I'm a looney!*does a dance, following a silly walk, falls and then smacks himself to the point of blood with a feather*Not done!*does a magic dance with a fork and repeatedly runs into a wall then throws himself into a rosebush* Oh, not convinced, well BUZZ OFF THEN *skips off humming in German*

Yavanna
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Re: The Pub of Imladris
« Reply #16 on Apr 25, 2003, 2:06am »

"I love vodka, vodka never die, i love vodka, almost as much as pie..."

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~ I am Yavanna
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Saruman
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I just wanted to be a lion tamer...

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Re: The Pub of Imladris
« Reply #17 on Apr 26, 2003, 12:32am »

d**n it, Yavanna, how did you get out of that closet?

*knocks her upside the head with the Aule's Fascist Purple New Jumbo Vodka Flask, then carries her and Aule back to the Lothlorien Pub and throws them in the closet and locks the door.*

Now, as I was saying-

*An Army of Squirrels carries Saruman off.*

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Vaire
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p.s. shots of rum burn like a monkey...later dayz

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Re: The Pub of Imladris
« Reply #18 on Apr 27, 2003, 3:51pm »

i win i win...i told y'all that rum burns...hahahaha...vodka is a lot better than rum, but barcardi silver is better than them both...it tastes like soda...its wonderful...i've found out that alcohol makes me sleepy, extremely sleepy...can u tell i've been drinking? any ways, i think i'll go places with ****'s family more often, i like alcohol...can i please get some vodka, which does not burn at all thank u very much john...vodka makes all the problems in the world go away...thats what vodka does...yup, okay lets hurry up with the vodka, cause i think i hear the voices now...yup there they are...*and how r u today?...no, no really i wasnt tryin to get rid of u by drinkin vodka...no, dont take it away, vodka will never replace my love for u!*...hurry with the vodka, please...vodka makes the world go around...later dayz?

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i'm loved by one and all. yo quiero *a** y craig. im in south hampton england chillin with my love, craig...if only. um, if ya ever want to talk pleasently about craig c me, otherwise...later dayz...

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Re: The Pub of Imladris
« Reply #19 on Jun 23, 2003, 3:57am »

*Dark Wanderer walks in and see all the commotion*

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Its so easy to hate... yet so hard to love.

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