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Le Main Blanc Cafe « Thread Started on Mar 15, 2003, 3:00am »
Welcome to Le Main Blanc Cafe (The Cafe of the White Hand for the idio- Less Learned of Middle Earth)! We hope you enjoy your stay in Isengard, just stay away from the giant holes in the ground, they are nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. Oh, and keep the holes on the lowdown. The Ents had better not hear about this, or no one will hear you scream. Got it? Good.
Anyway, Le Carte! (Menu for you idio- Less Learned of Middle Earth)
L'Entree: Orc-Prepared Fried Orc Fingers (or Toes for Dieters). Escargot (No, we will not explain it to you) with roasted mushroom butter, direct from Fangorn. Lupins Orthanc Garden Salad, White Hand-picked from my personal garden. Lupin Soup Soup Du Jour: Monday-Saturday: Orc-Suprise. I don't recommend it. Sunday: Orc-Suprise with Mushrooms. Again, I don't recommend it.
Main Courses: L'Homme Chaud: Man Flesh, roasted in a Orc-Blood Sauce and Potatoes. L'Orc Chaud: Similar to L'Homme Chaud, only substituting Orc Flesh to Man Flesh, and slightly spicier. Roast Lupin in a mayonnaise sauce. Fish of the Isen: Prepared with the finest spices stolen from Gondor. Tuna Sandwich Grilled Rabbit, Boneless, Marinated in Fresh Goat Milk, Lime and Cilantro. Stuffed Lupin: served with choice of braised or fried lupins. Stuffed Cheval: Finest specimens from Rohan, raised by the Rohirrim, slain by Uruk-hai, and made into clever party hats and this meal, stuffed with their riders.
Deserts: Everything seen above with a sweetener added. Lupin Sourbet
Drinks: About everything known to man, orc, hobbit, elf, and Maiar. It's all in the storeroom.
And of course: What trip to Isengard would be complete without extremely expensive, useless, but cleverly decorative Souviners?: Rohirrim Party Hats Miniature Saruman Plush (made with Silk and Chiffon) Miniature Grima Plush (made with wire and fishing net) Miniature Lurtz Plush (synthetic, made with Orc and Goblin material) White Hand Clappers T-Shirts (various designs)
Joined: Mar 2003 Gender: Male Posts: 173 Location: Deep inside the Mts. of Aule
Re: Le Main Blanc Cafe « Reply #1 on Mar 15, 2003, 4:40am »
Hello. Uh... I would like a human sized... no really the size of a Human... bowl of Lupin Sorbet and an Orc carcass full of VODKA. And you may as well get me a plate of Stuffed Cheval... Thanks
I'm a looney!*does a dance, following a silly walk, falls and then smacks himself to the point of blood with a feather*Not done!*does a magic dance with a fork and repeatedly runs into a wall then throws himself into a rosebush* Oh, not convinced, well BUZZ OFF THEN *skips off humming in German*
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